Monday, November 30, 2009

Dumb Criminals

After reading an article about a 24 year old man charged with arson on a limousine business in Austin, I could not help but laugh and think to myself ' what a dumb criminal.' The man by the name of William Smith was questioned while being treated for burns in a medical center in San Antonio by investigators. According to Smith, he was planning on gambling at an un named gaming place with his friends, when one of his friends found out the place was closes and got very angry. In fact he was so angry that he decided to break into the next door AAA limousine business, steal a limo and set the limousine company on fire.
According to the police report there was evidence that the driver of the limousine had been burned, after sampling charred skin samples from the limo. There was also a report of a can of gasoline sitting next to Smith's truck, which happened to be conveniently parked in front of AAA Limousine. Investigators also reported that Smith's clothes smelled like gasoline and his burns looked like he had been the one to ignite the fuel and was close to the fire.
First of all if you are that obsessed with gambling that you have to take it out on a limo company by means of grand theft auto and arson, go to Vegas. As far as I know you can gamble any time you want even at 5 a.m. (This is the time the fireman were called to put out the fire.) Second this person while spending a few years in prison-I imagine for arson and auto theft, should seek anger management therapy. You must have serious issues for committing these crimes over gambling. Criminals are seriously getting dumber. They have dumb excuses for the crimes and don't know how to hide evidence. I mean seriously try not leaving your vehicle and a can of gasoline in front of the crime scene. Also don't stand so close to the building after your sorry attempt at burning the place down. The only good that comes out of moronic criminals is me laughing at them while the rot in jail/prison. =)

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